Oh, holy fuck. That stupid face. This, folks, is the mother fucking dugong. I bet some of you are like, whaaaat that just looks like a manatee, whatevs. Well, bitch, you’d be wrong. The dugong is in the Sirenia order along with those fat manatee fucks. This pudgy ass-fuck is found throughout the Indo-Pacific and eats a fuck-ton of sea grass. These vegan bitch fucks are the only marine, exclusively herbivorous mammals, but some of these Lane Bryant customers cheat and slurp down invertebrates. I’m guessin’ this is cause they just confuse shellfish with sea grass with their piss-poor eyesight and all.